• 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

(Source: yesitspandapimp)

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

Someday, someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it.
(via time-heals-all-pain)

(Source: thelovewhisperer)


kidxforever:

BRUH

my nigga dandy

(Source: my-kokoro-just-brokoro)